Yep, this guy is really Mister Unfortunate. All very precarious, it seems to me, but he does just about manage to get to the bar and back. Emma looks ...mused. 'Where's his carer?' she jokes.'Dunno, babe. But he's definitely checking you out. Doing it again now. Just can't seem to take his eyes off your legs.'Emma lights a cigarette and laughs. 'I see.' She's in her element being lusted over by strangers. If steamy looks could kill, Em would have been long dead. My girlfriend angles towards her. I had had relationships but none were right for me, so more or less for the last seven years I had been living almost like a monk. My friends would try fixing me up, inviting me for a meal and having a female friend there, that I might like to get to know better, some were ok but not the marrying kind.My 40th birthday was coming up and my friends had arranged a night out, we would have a meal first, the go to a strip/ lap dancing club.We watched the first few strippers then Tony said he had. Hell yea!!! And I couldn't stop thinking of her daughter.....When I moved in, they had an upstairs shitty apt that was part of an old house. The downstairs apt was vacant, so it was somewhat peaceful. The son kept to his room, but Maddy always spread herself out in the living room. And I do mean spread out. He legs were far apart, and she always wore lacy shorts, frilly short pajamas, or just very almost g-string undies. Now let me tell you, those g-strings showed pussy lips. But her mom Gina. I do believe Sam won, but I was in such pain I am still not sure.With Vaseline smeared round my neck I was taken down [Ann`s idea to save the little sods climbing onto face and hair] and then my gag fitted before outside we trouped. I was then secured to the post and told to sit whenever I was ready, which reluctantly I did, the black hoard swarmed onto my legs which Sam helpfully forced open as far as they would reach scr****g jam on odd places to attract the little shits.The feeling was.