I believed he'd keep his promise this time. I didn't have long to wait.I was busy installing a metal gate. Or I should say helping JC to install a met...l gate. A gate that was to work as a chute. We'd need it to organize the herd for vaccines and vet visits and..."And just how many cows did you buy?" A voice said behind me.I jumped upright! The gate fell crashing down on JC's hand. Who immediately started cursing up a storm."Oh Hera's nightgown!" I said instantly trying to lift the gate back. Opening it, he does everything but melt at the sight in front of him.A petite, longhaired brunette with olive skin and chocolate pools for eyes stands there, wearing a pleated jean skirt that brushes the middle of her thighs. Her red-collared shirt begs to be taken off, rumbled and hiding a naughty secret beneath. On her small feet is a pair of 5-inch red stilettos, the ones she knows he loves.Her eyes go wide, slightly surprised he answered the door. He's stands there in nothing but a pair. Thank God he stopped. I rolled over on my right side to help me catch my breath. I'd never experienced anything like that, not even with Rick.I stopped choking and caught my breath. Mike pulled me up to a sitting position so I could breathe easier. He held me in his strong arms. I coughed on his chest, a little embarrassing but he didn't seem to mind. "I'm sorry, I've never lost my breath like that. Must have forgot to breathe there for a second." I apologized."Hey, no problem Diane. Didn't. Why are clams like women?When the red tide comes, you don’t eat them.How does a man know when he’s eaten pussy well?When he wakes up in the morning and his face looks like a glazed doughnut.Did you hear about the new video game for women only, called Dick-Man?You put a quarter in and get fucked.I’ve got a joke so funny it’ll make your breast fall off:Oh ... I see you’ve already heard it.What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?A cherry float.What do you do when your Kotex catches fire?Throw it.