” “But you haven’t brought an overnight bag, doesn’t that bother you?” I naively asked. “Well I don’t think I’ll need one” she repli...d.My heart was racing, was this a chance to fulfill my dreams, or should I just play it cool? I decided on the latter, but it was not long before the second bottle of Merlot was emptying, as we sat and watched the 10 O’Clock News. “Is it time for your cocoa?” she asked. “I don’t normally have anything other than a nightcap of a wee dram or something” I replied.. “Figured as much, that’s why we were going as slowly as possible. They weren’t exactly subtle in their contempt for us,” Ferrimoot replied.“How goes the war for Tuatha Dé Danann?” I asked.“Badly ... shut up, Banfidees,” Ferrimoot replied before casting a baleful glance at his outraged companion.“We will win! We are the chosen!” Banfidees announced proudly.“That’s the attitude that got our arses kicked by the Mazdani,” Ferrimoot sighed. “I ought to kill him now, the average intelligence quotient. "Apparently, my future self had gone home, discovered this, and took action. When I got home, I discovered two people trussed up in my house, waiting for me to dispose of. I sent them back to Spain in about the 1500's. Not a good time to be different from others."So when my future self did all this, then called me and told me what he had done, It caused a fracture in reality, a split. While I found these guys, he had stopped something that had happened. I really don't like changing reality.. Twenty smacks brought about an astonishing change of attitude for Gaby. “Now piss!” He said menacingly and she turned to the toilet pan sitting down and finally trying to release her urine into the pan below but now it wouldn’t come out! “We are just going to wait here, until you show me where good girls do their business. I know you just went, and you are going to mop it up when we are finished, but not until you convince me that you understand a simple thing like peeing on the toilet, not.