When Tom comes home I’m going to tell him I’ve picked the man, its going to be our friend Brian I’ve always thought Tina his wife was so big hea...ed always bragging her husband would never cheat on her as she gives him the best sex and head ever plus he has such a big pair of balls she says he can keep cumin after he shoots his load, so she thinks she’s better than all of us at blow jobs. Her husband is always trying to get his hand under my dress Unknown to Tom he has touched me up a few times. She arrived at the same time she normally did, riding her white horse, wearing the prettiest dress the peasant had ever seen. It was red, with a white bodice. He helped her down like he normally did. And together they sat on the blanket and started eating the fried chicken he had brought. They talked and giggled, listened to the birds chirping, falling ever more in love. Once lunch was over they each took turns watching their hands in the waterfall. The princess in a playful mood, slung water. “How is she?” I demanded.“Whoa! Take it easy. You’d think you were the father. Francine is fine, but exhausted. Twenty-five hours of labor will do that to you. Baby is fine. William Jay Redmond, a whopping eight pounds four ounces and twenty-two inches long.”“Willliam J.? What’s the J stand for?”“Nothing. J-A-Y. Lighten up, brother. It was the best she could do.”“Just, um ... tell her we’re all thinking of her and can’t wait to meet William, I guess.”“I will, J. Let me talk to Mom a sec.” I. " I guess! Okay, underwear it is, but I get to pick it out." Okay, but plain cotton boxer briefs only; no imported silk drawers for this kid!"She reached over and shook his hand. "Deal, but like I said, you've got no spirit of adventure. Mister Vanilla."As Adam got down on his hands and knees and looked more closely at the trunk and padlock, he could see neither was cheap or flimsy. The body of the trunk was made of a heavy, dense wood, held together with brass straps and corners. The padlock.