I sat down on a stoop to ponder my circumstance and decided that my best course of action was to follow my initial thought – walk as straight a line...as I could until I came to a main road. I wandered back from where I came and again, nothing made sense. Nothing looked the same from even a few moments before. Twenty minutes later I was still in a maze but now it was completely dark. I pulled out my phone again and tried to use the built-in map of Istanbul that I had installed to triangulate my. . no ... I'm from the uh ... the states," I felt like a jibbering idiot. "Why do you ask?" I was prepared for her to say no reason or just curious but she surprised me."I've always been fascinated by the states especially the southern most section," she replied"Why is that?" I queried."Well," she started, "they aren't in as much of a hurry as the rest of the country is, that appeals to me very much."Ok, now it was my turn to be fascinated! "That's interesting,"I said, "I am from the southern. There were 9 mounted on horses; 3 dark elves armed with long bows and twin short-swords, 2 half-elves armed with X-bows and long-swords, 3 humans armed with lance & shield also a broad-swords, the last was an ogre armed with a bastard sword and obviously the leader, there were 2 dwarves driving the carriage; one armed with a war-hammer, the other armed with a battle-axe., but he was driving. Kneeling in the carriage was a female elf naked except for the metal collar around her neck with a chain. She raised up some stirups and I put my legs in them. She pulled a bottle out of the sink. She gave me an enema, John explained that he liked clean ass no shit. Bonnie laughed and said my ass would be ready pretty soon. After she had filled my ass. She told me to get up but don't make a mess. I moved to the toilet and relieved myself. Afterwards we repeated the process. Once this was complete I showered again. Once I was out Bonnie stuck a small tube in my ass and I felt something warm.