And she did, talking to her friend as well, and it was something special that she could still spoil me in such a fashion as she spoke, but that was ty...ical of her. Her friend asked what she was doing at the moment, I could hear her voice, Joanne relied quite candidly that I was there with her and we were just glad to be together. ‘Terribly sorry if I interrupted something special’ her friend said in a sort of enquiring manner. ‘No you are not’ Joanne replied laughingly. ‘You know darned well. 'How old were you when it was cut off?'My mum said I was two days old.'Did it hurt?You bet it hurt. I couldn't walk for a year, 'This one is compliments of John & Beryl:FLAWLESS MALE LOGIC...Woman:Do you drink beer?Man: YesWoman:How many beers a day?Man:Usually about 3 draft Bock beersWoman:How much do you pay per Draft Bock beer?Man: $5.00 which includes a tip(This is where it gets scary!)Woman:And how long have you been drinking?Man:About 20 years, I supposeWoman:So a Bock beer costs $5 and. She let him lead and push her closer. He turn her around and pushed his croutch to her ass and started moving his hand up and down her belly. He whispered:"This club has a differemt zone, where people usually go to ... have sex"She got really excited with the idea of being fucked in public,but it wasnt going to be there and specially not with someone she didnt knew well. But before she said anything he whipered again"You might find something about the club there"She nodded and let him lead her. Smiling, the thought occurred to me that this just might be fun. * Several weeks later, I went on a little shopping spree. I had done my research on the Internet and I was ready to put my plan into action. I stopped at an adult store and, though a bit embarrassed, bought my chosen accoutrements. On the way home, I stopped at the local tobacconist and bought a box of Arturo Fuente Opus X's, Jason's favorite cigars. I would spring my plan the next day. After a night of restless sleep, I.