When was the last time you had sex?”“What kind of question is that, young lady?”“I saw you watch porn earlier, which tells me you are still a ...orny old goat.”He blushed and leaned back. “I’m just a man, and I have needs, okay.”I cocked my hip and gave him a wolfish grin. “What about if I could get you some real pussy, you know, young tight, and lovely for you to play with?”“You are crazy, Lindsay, stop that talk you sound like a slut.”I giggled and then said, “Gramps, you have no fucking clue. Simran boli, haan haan baith ja aur jo khada hai usko bhi bitha le aur hassne laggi. Ridhima sab sunn rai thi par kuch na boli. Tabhi mom firse aai aur iss baar besharmo ki terhan mere saamney se aadhi nangi idhar udhar jaaney laggi.Mera adha khada lund maano ab poora tan gaya tha, aur simran yeh sab acchey se notice kar rai thi, ridhima bhi mera reaction dekh rai thi mom ko dekh kar, main ek dam normal behave karney ki acting karney laga. Main bola “ simran tu zada mat bol, abhi pungi baja. .. the pirates. Not professional pirates. No, the fishing boat that stumbled across a smaller fishing boat. Dead men tell no tales ... and make no complaints. Life is cheap in the Orient.Men did not always come home from the sea. Women grieved and life was for the living."What happened?" No one knows, they didn't come back."And, still ... men go down to the sea and sail away.The crewmen of the Japanese traders were less trouble than the other nations. The local law liked that.Polite and. ” Fantastic, we say!It makes you feel happierWe’ve all heard of endorphins, the ‘happiness hormone.’ Just turns out that orgasms create something of an internal endorphin firework display.It helps avoid the flu!Huh? Yes! Sexual stimulation increases levels of immunoglobulin, which helps you keep colds and flus away. Beats Lemsip!It’s a nice work-outDepending on how you do it, self-pleasuring might or might not burn more calories than 15 minutes on the treadmill. We’d like to visit a competition.