It kept her strained muscles tensed and uncomfortable. She could practically hear the minutes ticking by at a snail’s pace. Finally, the saddle star...ed to vibrate slowly but deeply like it always did, right on schedule. The squid started to throb with deeper vibrations too, but still continued to pulse its head, just at a different pace. It was almost like it was expecting assistance from the vibrations of the saddle. No…it was trying to synchronize with them! The squid was adjusting to match. That’s all that’s gotten me this far. I’ve had a brilliant writing team: Frankie and Chuck Curtis. If anything I’ve said in the past five years is funny, it’s because they wrote it. If it wasn’t funny, it’s because I delivered it. Frankie and Chuck are going to join me on the show tonight, along with some other people who have been special in getting XX/XY on the air, or me in the host’s seat.But where did the time go? My life?When I was growing up, we always listened to the farm report on WOWO. She leaned over and whispered in my ear, “Mmm you like that fat black cock, don’t you?” All I could do is nod. She just giggled. I stole as many looks at that huge cock as I could while we were checking out, and I noticed Tori smiling every time she caught me. When we were finally done checking out and on our way to the car she giggled again and asked “You really are a slut for big black cock, aren’t you?” “You know I am. I’m not shy about sharing that with you.” “Yes, but this is the first. "Well, it is," he said, a little defensively. "Shit, don't you guys read the paper? Murder-for-hire, parents from hell, it's all there in Texas."Rico smiled. "He's right," he said. "It's a tough world out there in the Lone Star State." All the more reason to have some good friends around you who can keep up," I said. "You're right, it's a tough world out there. But teammates make it better."Jesse nodded. Rico saw it, and he slowly nodded, too."Yeah," he agreed. "Teammates make it better."By the.