A nice bulge is good, but not too much, or too little. Keep ur junk in check--NO BONERS. Board shorts, or “boardies” are the prefered dress. Back ...n the 60”s you may remember these being called surfer shorts. “Shorty shorts” swim trunks are ok IF you adhere to above rules for speedos. Compression shorts fall under the same rules—you gotta have a nice ass, and be poppin a 6-pac. LEATHERFuck, just go back and read about jeans and swimwear. If your are a fat sissy faggot prancin around a leather. She used her free hand to gather her waistbands on the opposite side and help me get them down. She bent one leg up and got it free of the restrictions but didn't bother getting the other leg out, no need to, we just needed her to spread her legs enough to get me between them. I raised my hips when I felt her pulling at my clothes, taking my weight off them so they could come down as well.She got her arm under me and pulled me towards her, I moved onto her and felt the cover slip off my ass.. “I was wondering, what you would look like without any clothing. I know that’s a taboo thing for you humans, showing each other your bodies…. And I was thinking about what kind of sounds you would make if I t-touched you.”“Oh my god. You are horny.” I started to laugh out of second hand embarrassment.“THIS IS WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE?!?” He covered his face with his hands. "How do you humans deal with it?" Well..." I started, " you can wait and see if the feeling passes. Or if it is okay with you,. We chatted with them for a while. They were nice enough, but not the company we wanted that night. I sensed that Dave was as cheesed off with this intrusion as was I, so after a few minutes we made some excuses and left. Dave pulled me into a doorway for a long deep lingering kiss, and ran his hand under the fold of my dress. As his hand delved between my legs, I just had to stop him. I just wanted to savour this amazing arousal for as long as possible. Reluctantly, he moved his hand to play.