Two snarling German shepherds greeted us and Rebel shied nervously, but daddy dismounted and threw his reins to me,"Heel" he shouted and snapped his f...ngers, "Heel"Both dogs obediently sat but growled uncertainly at me,"Stay there" daddy said and opening a saddle bag, took out two large and pretty smelly racks of beef ribs,"Give them one each Piper" he said softly, "But keep telling them no until they take it from your hand"If Rebel was nervous, I was terrified and it was one very frightened. Whatever was down there was easily as long as her forearm and as thick as her wrist. But never the less it was still highly uncomfortable stretching her pajama leg almost to bursting. Gingerly she reached into her waistband and tried to estimate how best to extricate this thing from her person even though she knew that it was firmly attached to her groin. Her head swam for a moment as she felt something small and fleshly getting squeezed slightly. Quickly removing her hand she undid the slacks. "Hi, sis, how are you?" he asked as she stepped out of the car."My feet hurt, but it was a good-tip night." Are you going right to bed?"Damn, he wants to talk. "Soon. I'm pretty tired." Waddaya think?" he asked as he waved his hand toward the studio."Oh, Darrin, you built the new easels." Uh-huh, and stretched ten canvases. I also sized the canvases on the easels. I had a good night, too. Let's celebrate." Celebrate?" I'm not a drinker, but I feel like a drink. Want to join me?"She grinned.. If your dog is barking at the back door and the wife is yelling at the front door Who do you let in first? The dog of course he'll shut up once you let him in.There is a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.Never under any circumstances take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night.If sex is a pain in the ass.You're doing it wrong. how is it that one careless match can start a forest fire but it takes a whole box to start a campfire.Don't piss me.