V it ain’t all that. The pay was cheap as was the booze. Not that I am complaining as you get used to that after four years in the business. And by ...sed to it i mean it grows on you. Funnily enough I have even helped as a consultant for the local police department. I helped put away some pretty rough guys.There was however something that was spectacular amongst most, the pussy. Even as i keep monologuing my thoughts internally as all good private detectives do i am being treated to the most. Now remember keep eye contact and never tell anyone else or you’ll lose the power” “why are you telling me” Thomas asked a little confused. “Because I’m old and I’ve had my fun and you look like a guy who needs a bit of help” the old man replied. “Ok thanks mate” Thomas said turning round and taking a swig of his beer. “What’s your name by the way?” he asked turning back to the man who was no longer there, he looked around the pub but couldn’t see him anywhere. Wow what a wierdo he thought. He was a 73-year old pianist who played with some of the most renowned orchestras in the world and a respected music professor. He was 5'4, on the heavy side, bald with neatly trimmed gray hair on the sides of his head, wore round spectacles, was always dressed in a suit sans tie (bow-tie if a tie was required) and very kind. I only bottomed when I met Michael and I remember him telling me, "My dear, you'll be disappointed to know I'm without the equipment for that and have had to go bottom. I shaved my head bald for a time, displaying the jagged leech-scars along my scalp for all the world to see. I wore home-made "leech pride" t-shirts, my favorite declaring "Look Ma, I've got a leech!" And whenever I noticed that my revered guest had taken control of my thoughts or my words, I listened, and most of the time allowed it to continue.You do not know you have a leech until a certain age. They should tell you what it is in Health class, at about the same time as they're telling you.