Do you really want to know what's going on?" Yes why are you asking?" It's been my experience in cases like this that most end in divorce. The questio...s you have to answer are: how much do you want to know? How far back you want us to go? How much are you willing to spend? Will you be able to handle what we find out?"I was not prepared for this. I sat there in silence and then said, "Frank, I want to know everything--when, where, with whom--as far back as you can go. I will spend whatever it. I’ve never really used a toy before.” I answered.“What!? Oh my god, I’ll go get my favorite double sticker. You are going to love it!” Meredith left me to go get whatever a double sticker is. I pulled the towels around me and hugged them. She was beautiful and soft and wonderful but what about Tina? I felt guilty like I had cheated or something even though Tina had a boyfriend.This was unreal. If it hadn’t been happening to me I would have thought I was having a dream. Meredith was as. Boy, can that kid fuck!Ernie, though, he's not like Ryan. Oh, he's pretty good looking, but he doesn't have that savoir faire that Ryan has, that talent with the ladies that will allow him all the pussy he wants, that will one day take him away from me to hook up with a girl his own age.So one day just the two of us were in the house; I had gone back to pick up my laundry. Ernie was being his usual pain in the ass. I lost it; it was out of my mouth before my brain was finished processing. After a week, I still couldn't figure out her filing system so I decided to stay late one night to try to reorganize it. Once I thought everyone had left, I kicked off my shoes, and started pulling files. After a couple of hours, I slipped off to the bathroom. When I returned, I saw two men moving around my desk. In a panic, I slipped into an open office and called the police.Imagine my embarrassment when I learned my "intruders" were my boss and his driver/bodyguard. Turns out he was.