I glanced at my watch as I logged Darren’s run almost purely by reflex, two hours had passed in a twinkle. My eyes flicked over the lobby, checking ...he empty tables for the customers by ingrained habit as the door slammed shut behind Darren, who looked for all the world like a walrus in a parka, mercifully cutting off the gust of bitter wind across the room, only partially rebuffed by the ovens and the heater lamps. I shivered slightly as the wind raised goose bumps on my arms and neck,. After an hour he got in the freezer next to the vanilla ice cream and ate several gallons. Then he saw the time and went back to the garage covered in ice cream. The mechanic walked over to him wiping his hands and shaking his head saying, “It looks like you blew a seal.” Blushing, the penguin said, “Oh no! It’s just ice cream.”Blowing Chunks A guy walks into a bar and orders a soda. The bartender says “Whaddaya some kind of pussy?” The guy replies, “You don’t understand, last night I had 15. Pushing a finger into her cunt, I finger fucked her as I sucked on her clit. She climaxed giving a delightful yelp as she did. Her cunt spasmmed and grasped my finger. God, she was tight. I wondered how many cocks had felt that.“Oh, Mom,” she said. “Thank you, I needed that!”“Now get dressed,” I said, “before I pull you into bed!”“Okay,” Amy responded. “See you tonight.”“When will you and Becca be home?” I asked, as she ran out the door.“Late,” she replied. “We have basketball practice.”I lay. This post will tell how I spend my birthday with my boyfriend and how I ditched him after my birthday.Let’s begin the sex story.So coming to the days before my birthday, my boyfriend was damn excited for my birthday and we were planning to do something but could not decide. He asked me what I want to do? I said him let’s go for two days holiday. Somewhere he planned accordingly for two days. He booked a studio apartment in a very beautiful city near Pune. He invited his friend Mangesh and even.