“ Kneel down like I did hon, so you can see what you're doing.” She got down on her knees, and managed to get me unbuttoned and pulled my pants an... boxers down together. She about fell backwards in surprise when my aching hard on sprung out and nearly missed hitting her in the nose. Her eyes got as big around as pie tins from the shock. We both giggled a little bit. She was curious and kept staring at it. I asked her if she had ever seen one before and she said only her little brothers when she. However Fiona had a germ of an idea and a big smile crossed her lips.If Fiona could somehow damage something dear to Jenny, maybe Jenny might listen to her if Fiona suggested that she should be punished for her behaviour.Fiona put her plan into action immediately. She tidied away most of the clutter but threw away some barely used make-up which was Jenny's favourite.When Jenny became aware of her mother's action, Jenny was not very happy to say the least. She berated her mother in a severe. “My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I’m still in my pajamas and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the hell did you bring him home for?”Husband answers, “Because he’s thinking of getting married.”This one is compliments of PepereOn their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident.The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting,. However, Beth’s comment clearly put ideas into both their minds. “Maybe if I am naughty,” Liz replied, still blushing and grinning.Beth got dressed at home and went round to Liz’s house. Liz opened the door and was already in her school dress. Beth smiled at the sight of a forty-three-year-old in the school short-sleeved green and white gingham dress with buttons down the front and the white belt. Liz had finished it off with white ankle socks and black shoes.“Cool,” Beth said with a.