So that Saturday morning questioning whether I should be pleasing this grumpy old man I got the train to his and called him up as he requested. He was...a tad less grumpy and asked what I can see outside station to which he then directed me to his flat which wasn’t far, I was getting nervous when I could see his old 2 storey block of flats there was no buzzer just a stairwell anyone could walk up his flat was the end on top floor, I knocked gently not knowing what to expect, and then he opened. After that, the other one took to his heels with her slashing swipe blooding his posterior with a deep cut that mollified her anger at being so violated by such a pair of fools.Then, she had traveled for a number of days to reach an area that was little involved in royal business and she blended into the background as a bar maid delivering ale to the common folk with fast little feet and an attitude that accepted the many verbal insults and the touch of common hands and finger on her royal. “Your first?”“What?”“First child,” she said. “I was completely unprepared when I had mine too. Of course, that was over fifty years ago. Here,” she got out a small package of tissues and a few sticks of gum from her bag and passed them to me. “You keep these, honey. You’ll need them.”“Th-Thank you,” I said, stunned. Were strangers really supposed to be this kind?“Does the good doctor know?” she asked me.“I—what?”“Dr. Spenrath. Have you told him yet?”“I’m not—no ... I don’t know. I was just. ? To maamu bole beti abhi ye itni jaldi nahi jhadega ab tumko main doosre style me chodunga aao tum mere land par baith jaao main unke tane hue land par apne pair daay…baay karke baith gayi kuch der to maamu aise hi araam ..araam se meri choochiyan chooste hue dabaate hue apna land andar bahar karne lage aur main fir se garma gayi thi to apne chutad ko uchaalne lagi magar tab hi maamu ne achanak mujhe ulti taraf jhatka de diya yaani ki zameen ki taraf meri peeth poori tarah se mud gayi thi aur.