It’s getting to the point where I can’t even function at work and now even the geeks and nerds are turning me on. They should pass a law that it�...s mandatory everyone gets laid at least once a day.. I decided I would spend my Saturday doing laundry, so I gathered my clothes and headed down stairs to the laundry room. When I walked in I saw my neighbor down the hall. We spoke in passing once and he introduced himself as Bert. He seemed like a nice guy just not very interested in me, so I. We’ll have a few drinks and play a few games before heading out. None of us ever seems to improve our pool game, but my wife Mandy is the worst player and although Nick plays more confidently, he’s not too hot either. Now and then I make comments about how we should play strip pool, I mean what the hell, we had so much fun playing strip poker. It’s become sort of a running joke and no one seems to take it seriously.A few months after Nick moved in, his uncle had to move out of. I was still wearing my working clobber of loose white blouse and tight grey pencil skirt over dark tights. No wait, I wasn't wearing tights, I was wearing stockings yesterday. I'd been getting a bit of a sweat rash from my tights, so I'd decided to wear all the old tackle instead. You know, lacy knickers, suspenders and dark coloured stockings. That way my inner thighs could get some air. It had the added bonus that if I went for a pee it was much easier to just pull up my skirt and drop my. She has very awesome figure as she was short with just 5 inch long but her assets Oh My god made me crazy. We went to her home and she asked what you would like to have and I said coffee but give me little hot. She said ok and prepared coffee and came to me to give and there the real incident starts as when she raised her hand to give me the coffee suddenly her hand got slipped and the whole hot coffee fell into my pant and I shouted in pain. The coffee was too hot but I was wearing a hard jean.