= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = * * * * * * * * * * * * Being Chief of Security for a Heavy Freighter StarShip like the Orion is actually a ra...her cushy job. Becoming Chief Sec is a bitch. It took many years walking the corridors of starships as a United Space Command StarShip Police officer, and way too many years breaking up fights in spaceport bars all over the galaxy. But those years are behind me now. Now I am the one who leans against the wall and nods to one of my subordinate. " Suresh said. "This," he pointed to his chest, "will prevent me from ever failing in my life again." Thank you, Suresh. I'm glad you've learned your lesson."Suresh turned to his right to see the last person involved in the act, his evil big sister, Priya. Suresh knelt before her and looked into her eyes. He gazed into them for a few moments, and watched her peaceful laugh."I," Suresh began, "hate being around you." Priya shrugged. "I hate sharing a room with you." I know..." I hated driving. And there she was… asleep… and there I squirmed with an urgent need to untie a knot and make the ol’ bladder gladder. I slowed down and eased my little truck onto the exit ramp. She must have sensed the decreased speed, or the down-shifting, and shook herself awake. ‘What’s up Doc?’ she cooed groggily. (No, I’m not a doctor… we both like cartoons, and one of my favorites is Bugs Bunny.) ‘I feel the need… the need to pee, ‘ I told her in my really bad impersonation of Tom Cruise from that old. ”“A lesbian? What makes them think that?”“You know that Joanne and I are just about inseparable. Well, sometimes we hold hands and stuff. The rest is all just their imaginations running wild.” It was true. Her friend Joanne also detested boys just as much as my sister. I had overheard her talking to Pam when she visited one day; “I like MEN not those pimply idiots in our age group.” Pam had agreed with, “I know what you mean. Now, if Mark wasn’t my brother, I’d be all over him. He’s so yummy. I.