No exaggerated answers. If we tell you to do something, you do it. If you live long enough, all of your answers will be revealed. Everyone of you will...move here. I don't have time to chase all over this place trying to find you. Are there any questions?"No one said anything. Christina slowly raised her hand as if she was back in school.Nick said, "Yes Christina." What about conjugal visits?"Everyone started snickering.Nick said, "Well you aren't going to get any."Christina said, "Me and Haygood. You are probably too little to remember this,” Erica explained calmly to Adam.Barry looked surprised but kept his mouth shut and waited for Erica to tell her side of the story. He assumed she tried to spin it like she did nothing wrong.“We were swimming and having fun all day at the beach. It was a perfect afternoon. I told Barry to come over to where I was standing and said I had a candy bar for him,” she said.Barry nodded in agreement. He was ready for Erica’s spin at any moment.“I pulled his. Anyway, once you have wood lye in a ceramic vessel, then you move to rendering the fat. Rendering the fat is one stinky, horrible business. You boil all your animal fats, drippings, etc with equal parts water, and let it cool slowly. That yellowish cake on the top that's left is the rendered fats. Then you boil the lye and fat together in the right proportion — and that takes a lot of experimenting, until it boils up in a froth. When that cools down, if your proportions are right, and mostly. "Have you got any champagne at home?" Of course" Can we go then?" Thirsty mum?" I teased and she blushed prettily but nodded.It was a warm night so I drove with the top down and she giggled as the wind took her hair,"This is brilliant" she laughed, "I'd love a car like this"As we pulled up outside my house, I tossed her the keys,"It's yours mum, enjoy it" but she just sat there looking confused,"Danny it's a thirty thousand pound car, you can't just give it away like that" Ok then, I'll lend it.