"That was a slop shot, Brown."I give him a shit-eating grin. "No, my good man. That was talent." I sat up and winced at the ache in my right shoulder...."Now help me up, loser."He huffed, but pulled me to my feet. "Nice shot, brotha," he said slapping me on the back. "Dang, I'm not sure you missed a shot today." He was exaggerating, but not by much. "What's up with that? Were you suddenly possessed by the spirit of Pistol Pete or something? Normally you suck."He grabbed towels from the floor and. But I understand. That’s what bitches do. I don’t want to be a bitch.“Just your slut, Daddy.”“Isn’t she cute?” I asked my new wife as Garnet backed down the hallway before us, her perky, round tits bouncing and jiggling as she grinned at us. Her pink nipples thrust out hard while my cum ran down her thighs, white and pearly.“She is,” Tamara said. “I’ve never been into girls before, but ... She is sexy.”Garnet beamed.Tamara led us back through the living room. I glared at the wedding pictures.. At least they thought he was healthy until the aneurism ripped open a big blood vessel in his chest and he died holding her.The only one who could stay with her after the funeral was a male cousin slightly younger than her half-century. Orval had lost his wife to a stroke in the last year so could empathize. He hated living alone so was in no hurry to go back to his farmhouse in the hills. The bigger town Lucy lived in offered more entertainment. At least there was cable TV and the internet.. .. "Ugghh god oink oink oink grunt grunt oink oink. I feel like a total pig!" I scream! She says, "You are my nasty American whore! mmmm can take so much in your enormous pussi." After eating my ass for what seemed like an eternity, she starts in with three fingers just like my ass. Omfg I howl in pain n pleasure. She giggles an evil laugh. "Awww what's wrong pumkin, bum isn't as easily accessible as ur pussi?" I scream, NO, OMFG EASY PLEASE! She says"four... Mmmmfffg fuckin tight asshole.....