Jenkins' voice snapped Bert away from the game predictions. There was the patented pause to settle everyone down. "Joyce and Tiffany are going to take...anybody under ten upstairs to the kids' room."Movement started. It took a few minutes to get everyone under ten sent upstairs."Okay, we all need to have a heart to heart." Having Mr. Jenkins slip into lecture mode provided a bit of normalcy. "To quote Dorothy, 'we're not in Kansas anymore.' We're not even on Earth." He paused to let the words. I replied,“oh dear she is a ditz! Not up yet but am here x”There was no answer so I laid back for 5 mins trying to wake up when my phone pinged again, this time Ashleigh, “thanks for giving me chance, see u later, ash x” which I thought was sweet and this time I did get an ‘x’, I replied quick, “Welcome, I will be ready x” and returned the kiss, just then the doorbell rang and I thought ‘Oh Fuck!’ that must be Julie, I grabbed a pair of boxers and nearly fell down the stairs trying to put them. “Well, sort of. I don’t dog dogs. Well, I don’t fuck them. I suck them, but I don’t fuck them.”“Oh?”She nods. “Yeah, you can say that I’m scared to do it?”“Why’s that?” he asks, thankful that this is going better than he thought it would.“It’s the knot,” she says. “It scares me. I have a friend that says it isn’t bad, but...”“It’s big?” he offers.“Yeah...”“I’m big, and you handled me pretty well,” he points out.“I did.”“What are you doing today?” he asks, changing the subject.“I was getting. Her first words on the phone not three hours ago had revived all his dormant desire, no, his hopeless love for her. Now being with Fiona again he was forced to acknowledge that she was without doubt better than all his past conquests. The more he thought about the matter the more he realised that she was the only woman that he had met who did not appear to be motivated by greed. Indeed she seemed totally unaffected either by his riches or by the prospect of grabbing some of them for herself..