It was a long way from dark when I left for the nearest of the adjacent towns. It was just getting dark when I rode into town and found the hotel. I b...oked a room and went to the hotel restaurant for supper. The only thing wrong with the meal was that it cost me 35¢, and that did not include coffee! Oh, well, I did not expect to be here long so I could afford the high prices for a couple of days.After supper, I began making the rounds of the saloons. I was still pretty naïve about the questions. I left a big tip for the two of them.After four interminable hours at the mall, I was hungry, cranky, and loaded down with boxes of clothes for both me and the girls, including a new pair of slacks, a sport coat, and my shoes. The jacket was a deep maroon and was actually a pretty good match for the SCU school color. The shirt, tie, slacks, underwear, and socks were all chosen to match “the ensemble,” as Rose kept referring to it. I even picked up a new pair of black loafers to go with the gray. Here is a verse which I found scribbled on a men’s room divider back in the 70’s, and quickly memorized.This is the ballad of Joe McGlock,The man who was born with a corkscrew cock.He spent his life in a fateful huntFor the only girl with a corkscrew cunt.He found that girl,But in shock dropped dead.Her corkscrew cuntHad a LEFTHAND thread.This One Is Compliments of ‘Wolf’HOLIDAY EATING TIPSo Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas. . so then Kerin said that laziness was a sign of the devil, and of course Natasha chimed in. I mean, God, like they've ever done a decent day's work in their life."She trailed off. Her mind wasn't really in the current bitching's of her group, and she knew that if she wanted to talk about it, any number of the girls she sat with would be interested in a good gossip session. Instead, her mind drifted to sex. She wondered how big the average penis size was. Alistair's had been about8 inches, but.