At home I opened the bottle and as in all classic movies a cloud camefrom the bottle and a genie appeared in front of me."I am the genie in the bottle..." he said. "It is customed that you aregranted 3 wishes. Be wise to use them!" He told me the rules about thewishes, that they were not mentioned to harm anyone in anyway. After hisappearance I already knew my first wish. My entire life I thought I wasborn the wrong gender. Not that I wanted to be a woman, no I wanted tolook like a man, but have. She made some comment about wanting five more minutes or some such thing but after I pulled the covers back and gave her beautiful rump a playful smack, she woke up. "Hey, what was that for?" Time to get up. I have to get to work and you have to get home." She was rubbing her butt as I spoke and not looking too pleased with being woken up in such an abrupt manner. "I'm sorry for giving your beautiful bottom a slap. Shall I kiss it and make it better." You better mister or you won't be seeing it. "No problem. Let's go."Unfortunately, the hardware store didn't have the part, but could order it from the warehouse and have it in later that afternoon. When we got back, I called Missy and told her that I would probably be spending the night."No problem, I'll be fine. Have a nice visit. I'm sure that Janet has more projects for you to work on." Missy said.After jerry-rigging the door enough to get her car out, Janet and I drank a few beers and reviewed the balance of the work list.The only. Then I went to college. New city vibes and all. I made good friends in the class. I had decided to give my life new energy in college, in a new city. Once my friend asked me to go with her to meet her boyfriend and I went with her. Her boyfriend had brought a friend with him.They got busy leaving me and her boyfriend’s friend alone. I was feeling a bit awkward but he broke the ice. He asked if I watch stand up comedy and I said no. He showed me those on Youtube. I enjoyed and began watching.