Want to come?' Fuck, I was dying with her asking him first haha. I heard him say sure, and she said okay, just a minute. She came back in and laid bac... down with me again, then told me she was going to go to Kirra's with Ben. She asked if I minded staying and she kissed me and said Kirra had recently broken up with her boyfriend and it would be awkward with all of us there. I asked in amazement whether she was going to have a threesome and she laughed and said she didn't know but Kirra deserved. "Debbie, from channel 8, is here and she wants a statement," Mrs West said."Send her in, wait fifteen minutes, then come tell me the interview is ready whether it is or not," I said.Within five minutes Debbie and her camera man were in my office. "Well Debbie for channel 8, it's almost good to see you," I lied."Thank you Sheriff. I am glad we can move on from the contentious election," She said."I didn't say I have moved on from all the hurtful things you said, but I did say it was almost good. You know what I mean. But I did discover that I am a really good cook. And one of the fastest ways to a man's cock, is through his sense of taste and smell.So it was a few years ago (ok; who the fuck am I kidding? Many, many years ago... ) and I was dating this one yahoo of a guy ... And to be honest I'd not call it really dating but more my boy toy play time. Let's just call all the men in my life during my university days "John Doe". Keep their identities a secret, and fitting. I just wanted. The mat on your doorstep may say "welcome," but that mat is a lie, isn't it? Isn't your home decorated with bars and chains and other ornaments that say, not "welcome," but "go away"? We both know that the bars and chains and deadbolts are not for me. They're for others; not Santa. They are there to protect your from all the other dirty old men prowling through the night, who would like nothing better than to break into your house to violate your virtue. For me, you leave cookies. You.