When I fired the pistol, Becky shit on my face, bit three inches off my dick, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air."This i... a thought piece from Earl...WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?Kindergarten Teacher: To get to the other side.Victorian Police: Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out.Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!Grandpa: In my. He put both hands on my head and started thrusting into my mouth, letting his cock assault the back of my throat while I suffocated in his mass of pubic hair. His cock kept twitching like he was ready to cum, but I stopped him. “Do you want to fuck me?” I asked, hoping he’d say yes.His expressionless eyes blinked at me then he reached beside him in a burlap sack and pulled out a canister of something, and poured the contents in his hand and rubbed it on his cock. Whatever it was, it smelled. . I said I will ..Hum ghar vaapis aa gaye, jab hum ghar vaapis aaye to nidhi bhabhi night dress pehn chuki thi, or uski dress dekhke pata chal raha tha that she is not wearing any bra inside,,,, mera to use dkehte hi man ho raha tha ki abhi chod dun, par maine control kiya or hum dono jaake sofa pe beth gaye, bhabhi tv main koi movie dekh rahi thi, and ya guys use seriously hum dono ke plan ke baare main kuch nahi pata tha, fir hum dono sofe pe bethe or vo khana ley ke aayi, khana sachi bohot. He then dropped his pants and took off all his other clothes and then said make me hard and grabbed my hand and put it in his cock. i could feel his cock getting bigger and harder by the second and so was mine it felt so good to be holding a cock, once i got him hard enough he said are you ready ? i replied with; give it to me so me put his large cock in my mouth i felt so excited, for the first 30 seconds he was going really slow, in and out, in and out of my mouth, and then he started fucking.