We'll have to get a van to drive me around for a while. But, I'm home." God that's great! I mean, not your injury. That's terrible, but you're home! ..... How come you're not excited at seeing me, or being home or..." No, no ... I am excited at seeing you. See this bulge in my pants? That's not a handgun I've got in my pocket. It's just that ... I mean ... I trust you." There's a 'but' in that sentence, isn't there?" Yeah, I guess there is. I mean it's been nearly eighteen months since we've been. "Melany here is my girlfriend." Well Melany you're lucky to have such an open-minded boyfriend," Clara said."Yes, we have a very open relationship," I said. "It's wonderful."Clara directed Ron to a VIP seat near the front of the stage, where he sat down with 5 other husbands and boyfriends.I went to the back and met the five other "contestants." Clara was right, they were all beautiful girls. This contest was going to be tough.After greeting everyone, I changed into my "outfit." It consisted of. After I was done on Tuesday, I headed home talked to Ashlee on the phone, talked to Julie on the phone and listened to voice mails from my parents and from several salesmen who were wanting to help me spend my money. I don't know how they got my number, but I was not going to call them back. The salesmen, not my parents; I was going to call them for sure.Wednesday and Thursday were pretty much the same. I went to work, said good-bye to a bunch of people, ate dinner with Ashlee at night and. " She smiled briefly then asked, "So the Cialis has been very effective and you are pleased with the strength of your erections." She looked down as she wrote something on my file. I added, "Very pleased!" She looked up at me and flashed a beautiful smile."How often do you have sexual relations Mr. Martin?" I knew this wasn't part of the normal questioning, but I was loving it and decided to see where it would go. "My wife isn't that fond of fu...uh sex. We did once last week, but usually.