"No! And I keep asking him when I can come over - but he blows me off."She made me laugh, "I think you have that wrong, he wants you to blow him!"They...both laughed. "So is my stud with you?" She walked up, trying to peek over the fence. I think she noticed that I was topless.She knew better, but I still told her, "No, my hubby is with me. My stud has the night off." You are so bad, girl."I grabbed my husband's hair. "Stand up and be a gentleman. Where are you manners?" He stood up all right and. I was afraid that a big to-do would cause them to run.The man got a real nasty looking snarl on his face and growled, "Don't no woman turn me down when I wants ta fuck!"At this point, Bob said, in a milder tone than I expected, "My wife doesn't want ya, now ya leave her alone! I'd hate ta have ta shoot ya over a little misunderstandin'."I thought, "Oh, my goodness, he must really be pissed to have that much accent come out."The man didn't wait around for more conversation. Bob was still. She had to admit it: she was afraid of getting too attached. When they got too close, she pushed them away, never letting anyone in, never trusting. She mulled these things over bitterly as she shoved her key into the door to her apartment and let out a tired sigh as she headed for her bedroom. Her feet caught in mid-stride as she looked down on a handsome young man lying sprawled on her couch, fast asleep. A fond smile crossed her otherwise irritated face. ‘Oz, wake up sweetie,’ she. The bear froze. The forest was silent. As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky: "You deny my existence for all of these years, teach others I don't exist, and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps could you make the BEAR a Christian?" Very.