And he loved to cook. He cooked for me on our first date. Lasagna. We shared a red wine I brought, although I had no clue as to the decency of the win.... It succeeded in relaxing me a bit, relieving me of the quiet demeanor I was so often plagued with. We laughed and joked, shared a few secrets, and I went home. Before I closed the door behind me he called out to me, "Do you mind if I kiss you?" he asked with an almost timid smile. "I wouldn't mind at all," and I didn't. His surprisingly soft. Ashley begged, "Please, Sean. Please, don't hurt me. I'll do anything, but don't hurt me."I laughed in a sarcastic manner, "Oh, don't be frightened my friend. I won't hurt you. I want to love you." Again with the same sarcastic laughter. I turned Ashley around and pulled her hands behind her back. I grabbed the rope and tied her hands together so she couldn't use them. I walked her back to the bed and told her to lay on her stomach. Ashley did as I told and I slid in next to her. I picked up. I looked down at myself and saw a pronounced defined bulge which showed off the contours of my hardening dick. Unlike my own baggy boxers, these panties kept my cock pointing downwards with no room to move. It was pushing the crotch away from my body so I spread my legs and pushed it back, along with my balls, between my thighs before closing the gap again. Jesus, it looks like I have a pussy, I thought to myself and that sent me over the edge. Such a sensation was new to me. I felt sexy, not. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht. Sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body.’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”Why did god create man before he created.