I turned off the radio and Greg complained loudly, "Dude, I was listening to that! Turn it back on now or I'll kick your ass." "If I wanted ...o rot my mind, I would listen to rock music instead of retarded music talking 'bout them good ol’ boys getting drunk and falling off of hay bails. It makes me feel like my brain is slowly dribbling outta my head..." I shot back as I refused to turn it back on. "Hey, I want my music back on," Greg said as he turned the volume up all. I just want to buy a drink for my new girlfriend," Deanna suggested. "Alright, another Tom Collins. Let's go ahead and kiss now. I want to experience my first lesbian kiss while I have enough nerve and alcohol to do it without shaking," the reporter responded.Deanna stopped talking about a kiss and gave Summer an awkward one on the mouth. The reality of taking their lifelong, platonic relationship in a romantic and sexual direction was a bit more nerve-wracking than exploring her bisexuality. Then they asked me if I wanted to make any changes. It was damn nearperfect, but I adjusted the legs and buns a little to look a bit girlierand I plumped up the lips just a smidge. I signed the waiver and tookanother deep breath and just looked at Lauren and smiled.Lauren said, "My goodness, Jami will look perfect. You are going to haveto run to keep both men and women away."But then she said, "Maybe you want them to catch you."The technicians then led me to a table where I was to lay back. I shower, grab a quick breakfast and head to the hidden command center.I walk into the basement storage room, move up to the electrical panel, open it, and flip off a certain series of circuit breakers. The wall slides away, I walk into the command center and smile because everyone is already hard at work.Gretchen looks up, smiles at me, holds up a piece of paper and says, "Jennifer, you might want to look at this. It's a listing of campsite reservations for Glacier National Park. There's one.