"Andy handed over a wad of bills. "Here you go. Man, I'm getting luckytonight!" Andy, it's 2:30am. You can't get into Mindy's dorm until tomorrow." Da...n! Well, first thing tomorrow then."To this the stranger replied, "Actually, sir, the elixir may takeseveral days to take effect." Of course it does," said Chris. "That way you can be long gone beforemy friend realizes he's been had and comes looking for his money back!"The stranger ignored Chris completely, and handed over a small vial ofclear. This genie appeared to be a Chasidic Rabbi, complete with black alpaca coat, black hat, side curls, and tzitzis.‘Vell kid, ‘ said the genie, ‘you know how it voiks. You got tree vishes.’ ‘I’m not going to trust you, ‘ says the Arab.‘I’m not going to trust a Jewish genie!’ ‘Vott you got to lose? Looks ta me - you’re a goner anyvay!’ The Arab thought about this for a minute and decided that the genie was right.‘Okay, I wish I were in a lush oasis, with plentiful food and drink.’ ****** P O O. "Hey, Tootie," she said. "Yeah, we're up, whenever you get here. Have you had breakfast?" Pause. "Why don't we go get breakfast and then you can drop us off at the airfield." Squeal! "'Kay! See ya in a few!"I walked out of the bathroom. "Got Tootie lined up, then?" Yep!" she said, squeezing by me heading into the bathroom.I heard the water run, then a pause, then the toilet. Then Cindy popped out red hair perfectly in place, green eyes twinkling, a smile on her red lips, ready for the world. I. Her foot hit the tube and she slid the last meter. Suddenly the slipperiness ended and she slammed into the stunned Juri-sensei, pushing her back so she now rested entirely on my hips, while she landed on my upper chest causing her short skirt to flop delicately over my head. "I ... I ... I'm s ... s ... so sorry!" she stammered as she steadied Juri-sensei.All the rest of the group of women could be heard running down the hall from the kitchen, shouting in fright. They fussed around Juri-sensei.