. less than a hundred yards away. Where is that firearm?”“I see,” Wendy said.“Yes ... you see your husband beheaded, gutted like a pig and tos...ed overboard to feed the sharks that ALWAYS follow the proa. They always follow the boats because they get fed. You see your daughter taken in all three holes and your son in two. Then they’re beheaded and fed to the Great Whites. They’re beheaded because these guys collect skulls and fasten them to the bows of the proa ... for the terror of it.”“That is. ” She looked at me pleased and smiled “Thanks Sir! I want to have a good career in computers.” “You are in fine hands Kala dear and as long as you work for me I will do everything for you to your benefit” I told her as I hugged her from her shoulder and then moved exactly behind her unable to control myself. With great courage I let my hand slip from her shoulder to her back and down to her hips and let it rest there. After a couple of seconds I gave a little squeeze on her buttocks “Good work. I sat down on the edge of the bed pulling her up on top of me kissing and Sheryl now sitting on my lap kissing and caressing her breasts nibbling on her hard nipples, she reached down grabbing my cock guiding the head in her pussy, raising her hips and pushing down my cock going deeper felt so warm and wet, gliding ever so deeper with each thrust. Move to her mouth kissing her passionately wrapped my arms around her pressing her close to me.Sheryl push me down on the bed now riding my cock. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks.”The man replies, “Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?”This one is compliments of Mario M.A Day in the Diary of a BMW Driver“The other day I was cruising along as usual coming onto one of my motorways, which was very busy with inferior cars. First off, I couldn’t believe that the volume of traffic DIDN’T slow down for me AT ALL as I came off the slip road! I had to squeeze into a barely big enough gap between two cars in order to.