.. I see you’ve already heard it.What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?A cherry float.What do you do when your Kotex catches fire?Throw it on the ...loor and tampon it.What’s 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1?Bo Derek getting older.Did you hear about the new douche powder made of alum, LSD, and Kentucky Fried Chicken batter?It’s uptight, outasight, and finger-lickin’ good.What’s the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?You can unscrew a light bulb.What do fat girls and mopeds have. . 'pussy.' How do you feel about pussy?" That's fine." Can I hear you say it, Kevin?" Really?" he asked, looking surprisingly awkward, despite what he and Simone had been doing together. That was a word he was very comfortable saying around his buddies, but not so much with Simone. But, he wanted to please her. "Uh ... O.K. Pussy." I like that, Kevin. Now, how about you? The anatomical name of course is penis, but that's so cold. I'm sure you know those names too. How do you refer to yours?. She groaned. She’s acting, she’s acting…with my head down I pulled out and slammed myself back in hard. Her little body bucked and jerked under the impact and she made a gasping moan. Slam again, and this time I remembered to grunt. She was so tight and hot and the sensation was so intense… I could already feel an orgasm building in me, and I was fighting to hold it down. I could feel her rolling for me, rising on tiptoe to meet my thrust, heels down and back braced to hold the impact. Don’t. “Whatever,” Phil said, pulling her to him and hugging her. “I’ll tell you what, as cute as you are, I prefer the tomboy in you. If it wasn’t for her, I’d be dead now. The only reason I survived Ted’s attack was because you distracted him, giving me the chance to break free. If you were the typical girl, standing in the corner and screaming, this entire movement would be over.“You’ve got plenty of time to be a girly-girl when you’re older and become interested in boys. But for now, I need a.