And she seemed able to take it. Maybe they had done this before, but it looked awful painful to me, not that it caused me to stop jerking my cock. My ...ittle, 5 incher. But he served me well then and in later years. And she had her whole fist crammed up her cunt. Being face-fucked and hand-fucking yourself. That was a night to remember. And I still do (actually, I remember all the hundreds of pussies and cunts I've seen in my life). As he blew a wad of cum into her mouth he pulled out and. Then one day she comes home and finds her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up ... you're next!"Why did the blonde have bruises around her navel?She had a blonde boyfriend.This one is Compliments of dave mOne night a father was helping his son with his homework.The father asked "What is the Gross National. N-a aprins lumina si s-a dezbracat pe intuneric; i-am auzit harsaitul blugilor rulati in jos de-a lungul picioarelor, fosnetul bluzei alunecandu-i de pe umeri si click-ul discret cand si-a desfacut clipsul sutienului. Am intuit cand si-a scos chilotii, am vazut in minte cum si-a imbracat pijamaua, apoi am urmat-o in gand la baie. Era atat de liniste si eram atat concentrata incat fiecare miscare a ei se amplifica asurzitor in timpanele mele rasunandu-mi in cap ca niste clopote la liturghie: s-a. She must have seen my disappointment. I couldn’t understand her intimacy with me and not being able to return it.“Ian don’t be hurt I have something else in mind before I indulge you with me.”“But why did you let me cum and over you as well? It was so wonderful being able to do that.”“Patience Ian, let me tell you what I have in mind. I want to talk about your Mum. I think for some reason your Mum is frustrated and not getting what she deserves. Let me explain Ian. I know you want her deeply.