.." think sexy, "most handsome g-guys I've ever met." He reallyhoped this was enough, as tears were actually beginning to form in hiseyes."In fact..."...He needed to make this good enough. "If I ever happened tomeet you one day, I'd think I'd have to thank you in a reallly... properway." What did I mean by that??He looked down at his top, blushing, then slowly back into the lens "youreally mean a lot to me Apey... Abomb...my sweet Apey... and... you makeme feel sooo... special...He paused for a. ” With a mocking smile, Genevieve unzipped her skirt. “That’s part of why I like you so much, you make people stick to the deals they make.” The lacy garment dropped to the floor. Thumbs hooked under the delicate material of her thong and eased it down those smooth, slinky legs. “I’m going to keep my boots on just ‘cause I think they look so good.”Genevieve straightened up and stood before the older woman. An expert in exquisite, Diana took it all in from bottom to top: worn brown boots,. I haven’t felt that good in years!Defense Attorney: What happened next?Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so “spicy” that I just laid down and told him “Take me, young man. Take me now!”Defense Attorney: Did he take you?Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, “April Fool!” And that’s when I shot him, the little bastard.Short on compliments of joevsr‎2 men in a bar.1st man, turning to his buddy, “How can I start to grow hair on my bald head?”2nd man, “I have found that if you stick. Thanks to Katrina, I was in the habit of leaving my clothes in the hamper in the bathroom. Besides, these were women’s clothes. I stepped further into the bedroom and someone was curled up under the covers, her near-blonde hair was all I could see of her.The hair was too dark to be Faith’s, and I didn’t know anyone who would so boldly climb into my bed other than my girls. I eased onto the bed and pulled the covers away from her face. It was Jordan. She grabbed at the covers to pull them over.