Now I’m going to enjoy my pancakes, sausage and eggs.”Banzai swore, “You son of a...”I hung up the phone on him, looked at Colonel Maggie and ...aid, “Banzai said if you send him some coffee on the next shipment, he won’t kill the CIA agents.”Colonel Maggie complained, “Sgt. Reynolds that’s extortion!”I smiled at her and asked, “How much is it going to cost to send a couple bags of coffee to keep him happy.”She replied, “Almost nothing at all. Hell, I will make sure it’s on the ride with the. " "Well," I said, "how do y'all pee?" cause I really wanted to know how a body could pee without no pecker, and Betsy-Jo said, "Easy, Wendell, we just squat down and do it like a lady." Then she said, "Only thing is I cain't show you how we do it on account of Granma McCutcheon tol' me it ain't good manners to squat down and pee in front of folks. She said y'all got to wait till their backs is turned and do it when they ain't lookin.'" Well, I said, "That's okay, Betsy. I know what y'all look. Only a few other males in my classdidn't tease or call me names. To them, I was nonexistent. I heldnothing against these boys because they didn't do or say anything tohurt me. And I remember how words hurt. However, Johnny was in my heartand I intended to have him notice the new Sara.Part TwoReturning HomeI hated leaving Aunt Penny. She was the best thing that ever happened tome. Except for that hornet's sting which I was convinced that changedme. If that bullfrog had not eaten the insect, I. ....By now I was thinking maybe I might 'accidentally' touch her a few more times.....A few minutes later as we were slowing for Piccadilly Circus I deliberately ran the back of my hand down her ass....And then as we pulled away, deliberately stroked from just above the hem of her flowing, nearly knee length skirt and slowly up with my index finger.....I let my finger tail off around the back of her thighs and as my finger pulled away I felt the tell tale feel of stocking tops.....Neither of us.