"Well, hello there ladies!" exclaimed Santa.The twins giggled. "Hi Santa." And what are your names?" he asked, looking at Hope."I'm Hope Kramer." And ...'m Charity Kramer," said the other girl.Santa smiled sweetly as he and the elf assistant placed each girl on his lap. "And what do you two want for Christmas?" he asked."It's not what we want for us," said Hope."It's what we want for our mommy," said Charity."Yeah, it's what she wants for Christmas." Oh? And that is?"The elf assistant was. Her smile let me know the green light of approval was flashing brightly, and I began to unbutton her top. I recall my hand shaking a little with excitement as if it was the first top I had ever unbuttoned. My hand touched her belly a little and stroked her breast over the bra she wore. Luckily it was a bra that fastened in the middle. Did she wear it intentionally for me? There was no time to question such good fortune, and I popped the pesky snap open and the material released her soft smooth. "It worked against the bullies, but it left a side effect that was a little less desirable. It left me with the inability to show emotion.The years went by, and I found myself a nice little non-smoking girl. Barbara was her name, and we hit it off straight away. Within eighteen months I'd asked her to marry me, and she accepted. That was 23 years ago. A lot of water has gone under the bridge. We have two grown up children: Henry, who has just graduated from University; and Zoe, who is coming to. " She said, "I'm Alice ... and I'm the assistant Agent in Charge. I have a job for you two."She handed them several DVD cases..."Watch these. In the morning, I need you to escort a prisoner to Dallas. The procedures are on the DVD's." She flustered for a minute. "I know it's sudden, but John took three Marshals and what I have left are out on an escaped prisoner hunt. He's partners with your transport so be careful."She stuck them in an office with a huge flat screen computer monitor, booted it.