So I said oh aye I’ll do it. I’ve always loved the undies, its the fact you can feel if a lads just been in em, nice and warm, and i love wanking ...n em, over the years I’ve nicked loads so i thought well I can look after the dog, walks, and feeds and that, and maybe just maybe, get a pair of his undies while I’m at it. So I went in the house. I was racing inside. Walked the dog. Then there on the wall was a huge picture of this lad, and he was cute, not what you’d call like a Hollywood hunk ,. But she laughed aloud, like bells in the wind. ‘Not agoddess,’ she said. ‘Not one of those stuck-up,sanctimonious bitches.’ Cocking her head on one side, sheexamined me. ‘Don’t you know me?’ she challenged. ‘Idon’t believe mortals have entirely forgotten me. I’m theFaery Queen.’I didn’t doubt her, in spite of the voice inside trying totell me how stupid this was. I was speaking to a nakedpurple woman with wings, in the middle of standingstones that were also giants. In what way was it. And in that second I could see perfectly.Even Max was laughing hysterically now. I felt the weight of theglasses on my face as though it were an iron mask. I hated them."I want to look in a mirror," I said.The optician pointed to the one he used. I got to my feet, havingtrouble adjusting to the way the world was slightly distorted now. AndI looked at myself.I was still slim and beautiful. My clothes were still the best moneycould buy; but something about the way I looked was completely. He mentioned this great news to hiswife. This made Melinda extremely happy and she felt she was finallygetting her man back from all that sissiness.On the seventh day Melinda was over joyous at the prospect of Randy nolonger dressing like a woman. She promised herself a long night of lovemaking with Randy after he took the final yellow pill. The bedroom wasall laid out for such an evening as well as a few bottles of Champaignwere cooling in the refrigerator.Then the big moment came. Melinda.