We were both in different Fantasy football leagues so we use to compare teams. One day I decided to create my own league with the guys from work. I ha... filled all the teams but one and was having a hard time finding a person to fill it. The next day on the walk in to work I asked Emily if she would help me out “Sure. I don’t know why you didn’t ask earlier. You must have been scared I would win it all” she said it with a playful smile. I said to her “You’re talking to a champion you’re going to. "Tommy. This is your final warning. No more."Amber didn't like the smirk on Tommy's face. She knew he wasn't finished, and her complaints had fallen on deaf ears.Tommy pushed the trolly while Amber loaded it."Why have you got that silly grin on your face?" Amber asked."I'm imagining you naked," Tommy admitted."Well, you shouldn't be. But out of curiosity, do you like what you see?" It was the wrong thing to say, but Amber couldn't help herself."Dah, what do you think, Mom? You have a great. "I bowed my head knowing I was beaten."You know how I expect you to behave sissy and I expect that from now on.Do not fail me, do not try and bargain, do not stray from acting like thecomplete and utter simpering sissy you know I expect"I looked towards my ex-wife and could see the smirk on her face. She wasgoing to enjoy this and I knew right then that I was not."You will refer to your ex as Mistress from now on and act and treat herexactly as you would me," said Master John. "Now tell. Besides, what's it too her that I do what I do? She doesn't know the hours I put in the gym, toning my body to perfection. She doesn't know how it's like performing before a bunch of salivating men. Its hard work. Why should she care what its all for?But she does care. She surely pity's me for using my body and not my mind. How loving of her. But that's where her love ends, I'm sure of it.In her eyes I'm nothing but a snake, a heathen snake. She's seen right through my thick coat, into my soul.