.. , I suggest you two get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon, and pay for it all through Paypal. And when you get fed up ...ith this new husband, sell him on Ebay.One day I had lunch with some old friends. Jim, a short, balding golfer type, about 85-years old, came along with them; all in all, it was a pleasant bunch.When the menus were presented, my friends and I ordered salads, sandwiches, and soups, except for Jim who said, "A large piece of home-made apple pie,. Much of your digestive tract has been replaced, along with one of your lungs and both of your kidneys. Your heart was badly damaged and had to be repaired, and-”“I’m alive though,” he interrupted, “I survived.”“You are indeed alive,” she replied, her round ears twitching as she peered down at him. “I don’t know how to put this lightly, but you’re a seasoned soldier, I think you can handle it straight.” The color drained from his face, what was wrong? Brain damage of some kind? “You have lost. ” A finger touched her asshole, “Don’t forget. I’m next.” Hard to say what was hotter for Judy; that finger and it’s threat of invasion, or that simple threat, “I’m next!” Poor Judy she never stood a chance, she’d come over right after work, still smelling of those beauty parlor chemicals, she’d asked if she might have a beer and was a little confused when asked if she liked domestic or imported? She settled on a Schlitz, and as they were sitting down, Becks brought out a platter of shrimp and. "Mom, this is Mindy Harrellson and Maya Ramirez. They're two of Sandy's best friends," said Derek, as the women greeted each other with handshakes."We've heard so much about Derek from Sandy. We thought we should get to know him too," said Mindy. "So far, he's everything she's advertised." I think Derek has made me laugh about a dozen times since I got here. You're son's really sweet and charming," beamed Maya.Veronica winced, as she felt a sharp pain."What's the matter Mom? Don't you agree.