Rule two, you must keep the knowledge that we are sprites a secret from everyone except your immediate family. Rule three, you are responsible for our...wellbeing. If you break any of these rules, we will return to being a normal keychain until you pass us on.’ ‘So…does this mean that you’re…like my maids now or what?’ Danny said, trying to figure it out. ‘Well, if that’s what you want us to do, sure. We could be your maids.’ April said, ‘I enjoy cleaning and cooking.’ ‘What else are you here for. ?Your men seemed hung over? she said acidly. ?And you neglected to top off the trees that were clogging the utility wires near the far wall, and you promised to cut the dead tree limbs off of the dogwood that I asked you about, and your chain saw woke me up this morning, after I distinctly told you not to start till ten a.m., as I was hosting a gala last night.?JoeBob sighed and looked askance at Titania Smytheman. ?Titania, I am so sorry, and my dad began working on your grandfather’s estate. ." Zil burst out laughing, and started to run flat out for the wood shouting, "horny ... desperate ... people ... wanting to fuck!"The two of them ran hell for leather down the field shrieking and followed closely by the barking dogs.Once in the safety of the wood, Zil leaned panting up against a large oak tree and giggled as Tom bent over with his hands on his knees trying to catch his breath."We made it," he said coming up to Zil and pulling her towards him, kissed her long and lovingly on. It’s unsettling to know that a stranger has seen you at your most vulnerable, at your most you. I think we are only really ourselves when we are alone. And this man saw all of that, all of me. The shame turns to anger quickly though, when I see that the rest of the theatre is still empty. Yes, I’m sitting in the perfect row, in the middle seat, but he had no need to sit right next to me. I shoot him a glance. He isn’t watching me. He’s playing on his phone. ‘Movie nerd’, I think, ‘Needs to be.