.I inspect my Wife's body for injuries and asked if she was okay.She slapped me and asked fearfully who I am. Probably with my long pony tailed hairst...le she didn't recognize so I told I'm her Husband, she paled. I ask what's wrong and I look around if they are still more I'm maybe but I looked for the ceiling first and I found nothing then below the bed that can cover up 15 people but there was nothing.I noticed my Wife's eye and I followed where she is looking. I saw two guys staring. "It looks like I lost my ride home" I said. "If you will take me home I've got hot dogs in the fridge and I think I can find some chili for them." With cheese and onion?" Yeah, I've got those too." Give me directions" he said and I did and he told me to hold on and we roared off.He polished off four chili dogs while I sat across the table from him and nursed a Diet Coke. When he was done he asked:"Do you do this often?" Do what?" Come on to strangers and then invite them home with you?" Nope.. See you next week.” She gave me a soft kiss and said “Toodles.”After I closed the door after her, they all said “Toodles,” to me and giggled loudly.“Where does that put her on your list loverboy?” Princess asked me.“She was number thirteen, but she might be in the top five now, maybe four ... I haven’t kissed Joan in a while. Maybe she has settled down with James now that he can see what he’s kissing.”“Don’t worry, Jennifer, Isabel and Brigitte are still in the top 5,” I said.“What’s that all. To maine bhi ek chaal chali. Main unko bola-Main: Agar aisa hai, to chalo sab sath mein enjoy karte hai.Fir unhone muskurate hue mera haath pakda, aur apne papa ke bedroom mein le gayi, jaha meri Khushi aur saas sirf bra mein thi, aur mere saala aur sasur nange the. Wo dono Khushi aur saasu maa ke boobs sehla rahe the.Meri saas ne jab mujhe dekha, to muskura kar boli-Saasu maa: Aaiye damaad ji, aapka swagat hai hamare pariwar mein.Maine bhi unke chooche sehlate hue dhanyawad kaha. Udhar Khushi.