I’ve got a joke so funny it’ll make your breast fall off:Oh ... I see you’ve already heard it.What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?A cherry f...oat.What do you do when your Kotex catches fire?Throw it on the floor and tampon it.What’s 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1?Bo Derek getting older.Did you hear about the new douche powder made of alum, LSD, and Kentucky Fried Chicken batter?It’s uptight, outasight, and finger-lickin’ good.What’s the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?You. She wriggled her finger in to the knuckle, easing back ontoher back as he watched.?Now pump it in and out, slut. Yeah, that?s it. You know howto do it. Okay, now put a second finger in, all the way to the knuckle.?Madison slid asecond greasy finger up into her oily pussy crack, pumping the two fingers backand forth as he and Penny stood above her and watched in amusement. She feltreally shamed and embarrassed when he made her grunt and whine as if inpleasure.She eased a third finger in,. Not only was Malfoy being nice to him but he did not hate Malfoy at all. Not only did he not hate Malfoy, he liked him. Harry looked over at Hermione who looked shocked. “Harry,” Hermione said, “Umm.. Are you feeling alright?”I’m fine Hermione. Don’t worry about me.”Snape came running back with two putrid smelling black vials. “Potter. Draco. Drink this and head immediately to Mrs. Pomfrey. Tell her you drank a passion potion. Now hurry, the both of you!”Harry drank his potion and started out. Strut my stuff in heels and a tight red dress pretty, not the "Oh your features are so pretty for a guy" pretty. I've had just about enough of that, thank you very much.I stay that way, entranced in my own prayer for a good minute or so. I lose track. Until slowly, sleep takes me.(Hey, enjoying the story? If so, write a comment about some smoldering scenes you'd like to see come to life, and please, don't be a bore.)I awake to birds singing, no actually singing, none of that bullshit chirping.