Before I could even get any wordsout, I had a good look at the woman standing before me. She was breathtaking! Teri was standing there with a grin on ...er face and was dressedin a blue denim mini skirt, red satin blouse; red pumps with a modestheel and her hair and makeup were perfect. She looked like a collegecoed ready for a date, and lucky for me, I was the date! I stared at herwith lust and admiration."Well do I look okay?" she coyly asked. "You look more than okay, youare beautiful. I know. " Did you spend the night with her?" No, and even if I had, I wouldn't tell you!" Did you kiss her? Now don't you go lyin' to Aunt Yolanda, boy. I can smell a liar from a coupla blocks away."I was embarrassed, but she was right. I couldn't lie to her. "Yes, Yolanda, I kissed her." Did she kiss you back?" Yes, she did." Was it good?" Yes, it was. Now please, can we drop this?" For now," Yolanda said, giving me a wicked smile. "But don't you go thinkin' I'm gonna let you alone about this. You. Hi, Stacy, honey.You got a lot of questions and it's gonna take some telling to fill you in on everything.I hope you're sittin' down, kiddo.Short version: your Mom don't live with me no more.Tad longer version: she don't live with me no more because she says that I'm the worst fucking miserable excuse for a husband in the world and she found someone else better to fuck.Yep, you read that right, sweetie.I'll give you her new email addy at the end of this note. You can read her bullshit once you. "I'm building," she said."I see that. What is it?" I asked, not really caring."Oh, I don't know, I just like the feel of sand."That sounds good, I thought, and slipped off my shoes.A sandpiper glided by."That's a joy," the child said."It's a what?" It's a joy. My mama says sandpipers come to bring us joy."The bird went gliding down the beach. Good-bye joy, I muttered to myself, hello pain, and turned to walk on. I was depressed, my life seemed completely out of balance."What's your name?" She.