You know who your friends really are if they'll look up your butt for a tick. (No joke there.)If you're a Administrative Sergeant, you know you have i... made when the Major has to make coffee for you, because the General wants you to make sure the paperwork is right. (There's a true story behind that one.)Variant: A Colonel can be fired by a Corporal, if the General says so. (There's a true story behind that one too.)Setting a booby-trap in retreat is a sure bet that you'll have to try to disarm. Either way, it's gonna be a 'howling' good time!Here are a few of the citizens of Gigglesworth and what they're doing this night before they suffer a ticklish fate.Mary Pendlewood: 35 year old mother or two, and definitely what you would call a 'MILF'. While her husband and children are out trick or treating, she's at home giving out candy, dressed as 'Elvira, Mistress of the Night'.Richie Maxwell: 18 year old high school student, kind of a wimp. His friend convinced they should go to a. Another hour and Amelia was asleep. Julia nodded her head to me and I followed. We went to the beverage car and got some coffee and found a place to sit. Julia told me that the doctors have moved her time with us shorter. I asked the doctors not to tell her. They said I had to. I told the Doctors that the father of her child was coming for a visit and that she should have some happy memories before we told her. They agreed with me.We talked for a while longer then went back with fresh drinks.. When I got back a couple o hours later, it was getting dark. I couldn't resist but to look in her room. I saw her in just her bra and panties again. She was just wandering around. Then as she stood with her side to the window, she unhooked her bra. It fell to the floor and then she slowly took off her panties too. I received an eyeful of her naked body again and then she began talking. "Who are you talking to?" I wondered, as she sat on her bed. It appeared she was looking at someone. Then.