While I was examining the note I noticed a small marking on the bottom. It looked like a small scribble, it was a word: Ménage.I got out of bed and p...t my jacket on. I looked out through my window and made sure nobody was out there. It felt best. I slipped out the door and walked down towards the town and made my way to the mystery address. I walked through silent streets until I reached the address written down on the note. Nothing interesting was in sight. I could see the post office, the. I couldn't tell you what hour it was, I couldn't tell you what day it was, The only thing I could honestly tell you is that the day this all began is every persons worst nightmare of a day, That day was the day I would leave my house for the final time, Only a few days before I had lost my parents in a tragic car accident, I would prefer not to go into details of the horrific accident so yeah lets just carry on with the story, As I was saying, Bad day for me, Leaving the house I had spent the. . erect." If you're referring to our little adventure back in Pennsylvania," Tess said, pretending indignation, "I seem to recall that, of the three of us, I was the only one who behaved impeccably." Are you kidding?" I said. "You deliberately teased those old guys at poolside until they nearly fell out of their lawn chairs!" Did I remove my top? Did I, at any point, display my private parts to any of those bystanders? No, I did not! But this -- this Asian Temptress, here -- I seem to recall. "What?" Don't you know?" She chuckled lightly, kissing me gently on my hairy chin. "Do you think "straight" guys actually go in the men's restroom here? Trust me. If you are straight, you go into the girls bathroom. It's completely accepted."I looked at her skeptically, but I thought I had heard something similar from some of my other friends, as well."Come on." She didn't wait for an answer this time as she dragged me back through the tangled mess of bodies on the dance floor.I smiled.