A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed ...ith laughter. Some day I intend reading it.Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A. ”“Another way,” I replied. “What do you mean?”“Ben, if you let me fuck your wife, I will excuse the five grand.”“Fuck my wife? You must be joking. She would never go for that.”“Why don’t you ask her? Put it to her this way. Would she rather fuck me and get you out of debt, or would she prefer to visit you in the hospital?“Hospital? Is that a threat?”“Take it any way you want Ben. But one way or another, that debt is going to get taken care of or you will have to bear the consequences.”I went. "But I don't want you cut out of this," Mrs. Griffin said. "I want you to come up with some ways to test this. We'll consider them, though we might not implement any of them. Consider this a test." How long do I have?" Until Monday afternoon." It was Wednesday, so I thought I had plenty of time. "You'll need the entire scenario: what you're looking for, how to measure it, and so on. Trust me, Shannon, it isn't as easy as you think, especially the measuring part."I thought about it on my way. I still have an erection of shaving when I walk out of the bathroom while drying my face with a towel. Turning left to the bedroom I hear a startled Oh, excuse me from the stairs which is located in front of the bathroom door. It is Amanda, my sister in law. I was not aware that you were in this bathroom. We thought that you used the bathroom upstairs. I just wanted to take a shower, she says. OK, yes, good morning, excuse me, do I say startled as well. I knew my sister in law was planning to.