Jenny went through the explanation of what and why she called the 911 center. The trooper was taking notes and getting ready to go inside when there w...s another round of yelling and screaming coming from inside. They ran inside and when they came out the security guard was in cuffs.Jenny stopped the trooper, "Before you put him in your car you may want to remove his shoes. He was stomping in that crap a while ago; it will be tough to get that smell out of the carpet." The trooper nodded and. So the Good Witch of the South," Diane continued without missing a beat, "released the princess from her troll shell and let her inner beauty -- body and soul -- shine forth for all to see. The Witch of the South roughly calculated that the handsome prince was ahead of the princess by approximately four thousand orgasms." Howls of laughter. "The Witch commanded the princess to catch up with all deliberate speed. The Witch pointed out that every 'O' from the handsome prince was exactly no help. He used to do this thing that I loved and I have never really had since. He would go down on me (he loved that) and after giving me a couple of crazy orgasms (that’s patience and experience for you) he would clamber unceremoniously on top of me and get inside me. I was so wet and slippery by then and he was so aroused it was in amazingly easy and once fully inside me I would have another mini-orgasm. Then he would gently and patiently begin to phuque me. The way only he could. Long and slow. Hell, even I know how easy it can be for a man to pass himself offthese days if he just takes a little time and puts some effort into hismakeover.I mind the time a friend of mine got fooled by one of them types overat a local bar with questionable patronage. I never would have beenfooled, of course, but my friend... he was suckered from the start. Atleast he was till the crucial moment.How'd it go?"None of your business."Well, that was what my friend told me. I guess that is all right. Hewas a.