I could tell that she was clearly frustrated about this and that she wanted more than that. I asked her age and she told me that she was 32 years old... was divorced and had 2 daughters. I ask her to tell me about her wants and needs and she said that she needed to be totally submissive to a man that would appreciate what she could do for him. I said to her that I felt that she was only on here to tease men and not to meet them in person. She assured me that she was willing to meet up with the. “Right here. Right now.” She wants to … what? My mind reeled. “Where on earth could we possibly have sex in this very public place, Tori? You want to get arrested?” She just giggled as she dragged me by the belt (which was half out of its loops, by the way). “Lookit … here are some bushes. We won’t be seen … though I can’t guarantee we won’t be heard.” “You think this shit is funny?” I said, looking nervously around us. It did look rather secluded, maybe I didn’t have anything to worry about.. You begin sifting through her DVDs for something to watch but come up with either documentaries or chick flicks. You really aren’t up for a video on the intricacies of systems engineering nor do you wish to watch “The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.” The magazines on the table suffer from the same affliction, “Popular Science” and “Glamour Magazine”…you’d swear two different people live in this house.As a last resort, you pop out your GameBoy and play for a bit, maybe 15 minutes in you see. I was stunned that she noticed. I fumbled with my answer, not wanting to let on that she was the real reason. Finally, I wised up and turned the tables on her. "What about you?" I asked. "You have not had a serious boyfriend since I met you". "Who needs a serious boyfriend when you have a vibrator," she said. We had a slight pregnant pause, then we both burst out laughing at the same time. It was the funniest thing I can recall her ever saying. It was also the most outrageous. She went on to.