''Right, ' says the genie. 'Two lanes in each direction OK?'I kind of chuckled to myself, and then I sort of half realised that there was someone else...in bed with me, pressed up against my back. I squirmed back feeling breasts against my back and crinkly pubic hair on my bottom."Mmm... Ælfthryth..."I knew in that instant, as you do, that I had said the wrong thing.Oh shit oh shit oh shit, what was I thinking? I had more chance of being shagged by the devil than finding Ælfthryth in my bed.My. He removed the towel turban from my head as he kissed my ear lobes. He removed the towel from my body and told me to sleep on the bed, on which he had poured some red rose petals. But he didn’t remove his clothes, which I didn’t find funny because I was a virgin and we had only kissed many times but hadn’t done anything more. “God, you look so beautiful lying naked on the black satin bed sheet with the red petals,” He said his eyes hot with passion. “Show me how beautiful I am,” I said with a. You’re not gonna get to be neutral in this war. I’m not one hundred percent sure of the Holy Ghost’s long-term goals, but I suspect that they’re very apocalyptic in nature. Hence the Armageddon reference, which knowing the Holy Ghost’s insane pride in that book of propaganda and creative license called the Bible that he inspired, he’ll probably make quite literal if he can. So, anyway, here I am, ready to claim the soul for which I bartered a Queen of England,” I announced, much to Lacey’s. As he waited while auntie Lynda attended to Maxine and Mandy, Dannyleafed through one of Maxine's girlie magazines, which gave beauty tipson make-up, hair etc etc until eventually it was his turn."Ok honey, lets get you seen to," said auntie Lynda, sitting him in aswivel chair and putting a bib round his neck and tying it. Turning hischair away from the mirror, she told him to lean back in to the sink soshe could wash his hair.Danny would never have admitted it openly, but he had to concede.