Which left me time to think about the shotgun problem again. I decided not to trade the Mossberg pump gun in on a new shotgun. It would be worth next ...o nothing in its present state.So Tuesday after my ride and while the kitchen equipment contractor worked on The Brit's pub, I headed for the gun store where I had bought the .22 mag revolver and derringer. It was almost an hours drive, but I didn't mind."Hello," the salesman, who had been so arrogant the last time I visited, said."Hello. He takes us to an office and we sit down and he asks us many things about ourselves. I think he asks more than is right, but Linda does not object and I accept.To my great surprise, when he learns that we live together in the same house he says he cannot do the ceremony.“You’ll need to separate, live apart, for at least six months before I could consider it,” he says.I think he makes sport and laugh, but he is serious. He wishes for me to make my dwelling elsewhere for half of a year before we. .. and the deadbolt as well,” Bobby said, as he gathered up his clothes and Coach Jan’s and Faith’s clothes too.“Bobby, is there anything wrong?”“No, we’re just going to have a fun meeting in the dressing room ... take some pictures, then we’ll take a shower together.”“Wow, you’re really going to take a shower with us, Bobby Joe?”“Yes, that is if no one objects to me being naked in the shower with all of you.”“Silly, we’ve already drawn straws to see who gets your sexy ass each day this week.. And that's the fucking problem! I don't WANT gentlemen who respect me! I want a fucking BARBARIAN to forcibly take me without bothering to argue the point!Despite what we've all seen in movies and television, most of America's wars were started by (gues who?) America! You invaded Mexico, annexed Texas, started a war with Spain so you could conguer the Phillipines and Cuba. You went into Iraq (twice!) just for the hell of it, you have boots on the ground in every other country on the planet.