He wasn’t really raping me… sort of. It’s not rape if you like it right? I mean, he did put on a condom and lube himself up. Rapists don’t bot...er with that sh—““—Ali,” Dave cut in, “Ali! What are you on about? You’re not making sense!”“Okay, let me get to the point,” I sighed, “This stranger fucked me in the men’s changing rooms of the swimming pool after tying my hands up and putting a thug’s mask on my head, so I couldn’t see him.”Dave raised his hands up. “Thanks, thanks, I understand now.. ..probably made out of little girls," continued Emily."...and big girls too, if she had her way."The receptionist looked at us in despair, "What are you two supposed to be - a comedy team?" A comedy team - what a great idea! Just like 'Kate and Allie.'" Except that we'll be Emily and Amy, the endocrine freaks." Amy and Emily," I corrected."Age before beauty?" Pearls before swine!"I seriously think the receptionist would have thrown the two of us out of the office, if it hadn't required her to. I have made new friends in Lesser Plumpton and I am a very different person to the one I was. I am much more liberal in my attitude including sex. I warn you some of what I have learnt to enjoy might shock you.”“We have been at university for three years and whilst we have kept our promise to keep our virginity, we haven’t been nuns neither.”“Thank goodness for that.”“If you knew everything, we might shock you too.”This at least provide Sophie with an opening. In the ends she settled for the. However, this is real.. No bullshit.I met her in college in New Hampshire. She was very nieve and would believe anything I told her. I was a senior. She was a freshman. We made through college without any crazy sex stories. I was a pervert and she had no idea. She fell in love with me to her own demise.We married, moved to the mid-atlantic. I ran a successful business and she was my wife. We had a couple k**s., etc.One nite drinking wine I suggested to her that I fantasized about seeing.